At Least They Spared the Children

Emerald63 — Fri, 24 Jul 2015 13:00:05 +0000

Given the lush natural surroundings, the owners of this home might almost be forgiven for trying to tone things down inside.

But then again, this is Mercer Island, Washington…

where winters can be long, dark, and dreary and many folks require a cheerfulness supplement to their daily routine.

But no. In this home, not even the entertainment room is entertaining.

Somehow, though, a vestige of humanity has managed to survive…

because at least they spared the children.

Listing: 9231 SE 46th St, Mercer Island, WA 98040

Found by: Emerald63

“Just the walls, Ma’am, just the walls”

Emerald63 — Wed, 15 Jul 2015 13:00:53 +0000

Remember the deadpan voice of Sgt. Joe Friday on the old “Dragnet” TV show? Looks like after his days at LAPD were over, Joe took up interior decorating…

See, all the dangerous influences of a society “out of control” can be overcome.

[P.S. – This listing went off the market but you can still find the photos over on Zillow.]

Listing: 8053 Rising Ridge Road, Bethesda, MD 20817

Found by: Emerald63

surgically bland – Looney Listing

At Least They Spared the Children

“Just the walls, Ma’am, just the walls”