Once in a while you’re browsing the listing photos of what is otherwise a perfectly normal 4.3 million dollar condo (with $4,312 a month HOA dues), when you catch something out of the corner of your eye that makes you do a double-take.

Like the bedroom table in this photo that was designed to look like a subservient little girl (or maybe just a small lady?) frozen in place, head bowed, forever holding up the glass surface just so you can have a place to set your evening cup of tea.

What?