It starts with crudely-corrected crooked exterior shots, and it just gets weirder when you go inside…

Nothing like a creepy over-the-top cat-themed bathroom to make you feel at home.

Also important to note: The doors do in fact go all the way to the floor. Well, this door, anyway.

Someone seems to have desaturated the kitchen.

Um, nice… heater… I guess.

You can tell that it’s actually the house that’s tilted, not the camera, because otherwise why would the agent have such a hard time holding the camera still for the interior shots?

Also, the residents had to evacuate quickly, which obviously explains the terrible mess left all over.

Okay I don’t have a good explanation for the recliner in the garage.

Ooh, but there is a full plate of cookies. Win!

Sometime you accidentally shoot a picture or two when you’re taking the camera out of your pocket.

Typically though, you don’t choose to use those photos as the first and second photo on the listing marketing a home for sale.

How about we take a look inside?

Okay… I think that’s the dining room? Here, have a blown-out hallway.

Maybe the listing agent should have just stayed in the car.

Looks like whoever took this photo was on their way to dreamland as they hit the shutter.

Apparently the bathroom is sleep-inducing, too. I love the photograph of a tub on the counter.

Hey wait a minute, that the same DREAM from the bedroom? I think it is.

Just a typical 3 bedroom, 2 bathroom house in rural Georgia.

Blurry, tilted photos that look like they were shot on accident as the real estate agent wandered through the house looking for the bathroom.

Price tag: $89,900,000

But hey, if you buy with a Redfin agent you get a $1,051,830 commission refund! Sweet!

You’re looking at the primary listing photo for a FSBO condo in Richmond, VA.

I don’t “get” the extreme angle on the first shot, but apparently the owner is proud of the bar.

I mean really proud.

Seriously, these are just the first photos in the set, in the order they appear on the listing.

Five photos in a row of nothing but the bar. Dude, we get it.