Wow. This photo of an incomplete toilet on an unfinished floor in a darkened room tells us so much about the home being offered for sale. I’m so glad the listing agent chose to feature this particular aspect of the home.

Also included in this fine listing: An awesome barn that’s totally not about to fall over:

I don’t think you got a close enough look at the barn. Let’s go to the next photo:

Still not sold yet? But wait, there’s more! We’ll also throw in… mud!

“But what about the house?”

Let’s just say it… needs some work.

From the listing description:

You will need to restore utilities and update mechanicals before moving in.

…and flush the toilet.

Whoa that is some seriously dizzying wallpaper.

Speaking of walls, apparently the former occupant of this home went mad and chose this room as the vessel for their insane screed. Also, I really hope that isn’t blood on the floor there under the window.

This place gives me the creeps.

“Streamlined bathroom with an integrated internal laundry”

Um… Yeah. That’s a bit too “streamlined” for my tastes.