What the…

Historical structure was once the power house to 1900s saw mill.

Oh. So I guess they’re just leaving a giant busted saw blade lying around for “character.”

Cool, so what does the actual home look like?

Hmm.

Conversion to private residence partially complete – bring your architect and interior designer!

…and a few big sacks of cash. In addition to the million dollars you’ll be plunking down to buy the home building itself.

To be fair, it does have a cool, unique look to it, from the outside.

And look, it even comes with a smiling, waving family!

Wait, they’re not included in the price?

Oh well, at least it’s got a sweet lakefront setting.

Wow. This photo of an incomplete toilet on an unfinished floor in a darkened room tells us so much about the home being offered for sale. I’m so glad the listing agent chose to feature this particular aspect of the home.

Also included in this fine listing: An awesome barn that’s totally not about to fall over:

I don’t think you got a close enough look at the barn. Let’s go to the next photo:

Still not sold yet? But wait, there’s more! We’ll also throw in… mud!

“But what about the house?”

Let’s just say it… needs some work.

Who needs furniture when you’ve got a good book and light to read by?

I’d say that this place is bigger than it looks, but…

…it’s not.

Doesn’t exactly fill me with confidence that this home would be a great investment.