Nothing odd going on here. Just a totally real family in front of their totally real home.

With totally real cars parked in back.

And totally real transparent trees in the front yard.

Good thing home builders would never ever make misleading renderings with more spacious lots and bigger foliage than reality.

The listings butler strikes again! Er, well, his Spanish cousin does, anyway.

What I don’t get about this listing is how the same listing can feature this photo:

And then this one:

Really? They couldn’t even manage to level the camera? Sheesh.

Also, FYI. You’re basically a nobody if your 10,000 square foot estate doesn’t have a wall-mounted shark.

And a zebra rug in the wine cellar.

The more you know.

Wow. This is the primary photo for this $360,000 “LOVELY NEW CONSTRUCTION TO BE BUILT.”

The amusing part is that the second photo is at least in focus (although there is a big shadow in the corner).

Here. Have a photo of the street.

And a truck I guess.

Getting to this home might be a bit of a challenge…

But at least it will be fun!

Wait what are they selling here? A house or an outdoor adventure park?

Who hasn’t wanted to buy a home with a bunch of President Lincoln’s ancestor’s buried in the back yard?

Wait, probably everyone. Everyone has not wanted to buy such a home.

Um. What.

The listing describes a “magnificent 12 stall stable w/ every amenity.” I didn’t realize that dining with one’s horse was considered an “amenity.”

From the looks of this photo the stables are full-on attached directly to the house. Fascinating “feature.”

You’re looking at the primary listing photo for a FSBO condo in Richmond, VA.

I don’t “get” the extreme angle on the first shot, but apparently the owner is proud of the bar.

I mean really proud.

Seriously, these are just the first photos in the set, in the order they appear on the listing.

Five photos in a row of nothing but the bar. Dude, we get it.

For $25 million, every single one of the animals pictured in this listing had better come with the house.

And also the entire fox hunting party.