Not many homes for sale come with a free used 1959 calendar. In fact I am willing to bed probably no other listing does.

Huh, this place looks more like some kind of general store than a house.

Oh. I see. I guess it used to be a general store. And in addition to the free calendar, you also get this lovely plaque in your yard encouraging random passers-by to gawk at your house.

Also, here. Have a map. No particular reason. I just like maps.

Who needs furniture when you’ve got a good book and light to read by?

I’d say that this place is bigger than it looks, but…

…it’s not.

Located on a quiet street in a friendly neighborhood.

So, pretty much exactly the way that every horror movie begins. Great…

Let Calgon take you away…

Calgon the axe murderer, that is, who will take you away to his secret slaughter attic…

Of course, when you look closely at the scene above it may look like it’s just the paint on the floor coming up, but that’s just what Calgon wants you to think. He’s that good at covering his tracks.