For some salespeople, the Internet is just a fancy sales brochure.

Wow, this condo building is so warm and inviting!

Is that a bedroom or a holding cell?

“Hey, maybe if we plaster all the walls with framed posters and photographs, nobody will notice that we’re trying to pass an airplane hangar off as a home!”

“Twelve million dollars isn’t too much to ask for a well-kept hangar, right?”

“Hey, just to really push buyers over the edge, let’s spruce the place up with a heaping dose of creepy sculptures of little girls.”

“Great! Now we just need one in the middle of the entryway, lying face down on a tiny little pedestal, and we’ll be done.”

“Perfect!”