I’m fairly certain that this is the first home I’ve seen for sale with its own mini-golf course.

Not sure that the placement of the kid’s playground right next to the pond is the greatest idea, but hey at least the kids get their own place to play, in case they don’t like mini-golf.

…or pool.

…or tennis.

…or volleyball.

…or swimming pool basketball.

This is definitely the only house I’ve seen with a pool, a volleyball court, a tennis court, a pool table, a playground, and a mini-golf course. And all that for only $1.8 million. What a steal!

I’m a little unclear about what exactly is being offered for sale here. Is it a giant concrete gazebo? Or perhaps an outdoor volleyball court complete with four topless players? With only seven photos and no interior shots, I’m downright confused.

The listing description isn’t helping much here, either:

The Persimmon has it all. Covered front porch & also covered rear porch. Fantastic lot! … Neighorhood (sic) amenities include pool, fitness, tennis!!

Whoa, a covered front porch and a covered rear porch?!? MIND = BLOWN.