But it’s not just exteriors. Inside, you have your angled dining rooms…

your angled kitchens…

and your angled bathrooms.

If you feel the need for somewhat more metaphorical angles, there’s the uber private secret meeting room in the attic…

and the high tech “clean room” in the separate entry basement apartment (perfect for “plausible deniability”).

Just in case you need a reminder that, when in DC, you’re playing with The Big Boys, there’s always the view from your balcony…

where you can learn the angles from the best of them.

Other than this somewhat excessive fountain, this listing is a relatively normal $4.5 million Washington DC home.

It’s very important to know where the nearest giant Marilyn Monroe mural is when I’m considering buying a house.

And what if I need to park my bike a few blocks away? This place has me covered, apparently.

Also: CVS!

Ooh look, if you zoom your camera way in from the rooftop deck, you can see the Washington National Cathedral! Special!

Here’s a park with a random dude running by.

I guess when the home in question is only a 429 square foot condo, there’s only so much of the actual listing you can show in 30 photos.

What.

What.

Nope.

Why would brand new construction have a dog shrine closet? The rest of the house looks normal enough, so what the heck is going on with this closet?

Also, the only exterior photos are drawings. Does this home really exist or is it just some kind of trap placed by intelligent canines hoping to lure in unsuspecting humans for a game of fetch?

Once in a while you come across a home listing photo that’s almost… artistic.

Then you look at the rest of the pictures in the set and you realize that it was probably accidental.

I guess there’s something to be said for choosing a theme and… um… going all out with it?

I mean really, really going all out.

If you ever wondered what it would be like living inside an algae-covered aquarium…

…wonder no more.

Added bonus: the bathroom is a completely different piece of work:

Sold in March for $1.9 million.

Okay so this one actually sold a few months ago, but it was just too bizarre not to share.

Seriously. Who would on Earth would…

1. have this up in their house
2. leave this up when attempting to sell their house
3. include a photo featuring this in their listing

The mind boggles.

This is probably one of the most eclectic collections of art I’ve seen in a single listing. We’ve got the weird smiling skull, then just one room over, some classic pieces…

…elsewhere, this… um… dove attack piece…

…anonymous butt…

…and finally:

In addition to the glossy children’s faces staring you down in this last room, you might also notice the same chair that was in the Los Angeles home from our “Golly Ain’t That Swell” post last month.

Why yes, yes I believe that is exactly what that is.