A grand formal entry.

A power office as a backdrop for your redneck dream painting of a semi.

A killer rec-room with classic popcorn, Coke, and slot machines.

And the coolest thing money can buy…  Water.You.Can.Light.On.Fire!!!

In the (literal) man cave…

Behind a waterfall…

Even in the appropriately named hot tub…

Ahhh… Water, water everywhere, and every drop can burn!

Start small with, say, an interesting but unimposing fountain at the entry.

Move up in complexity by increasing the scale…

…and number of materials.

Then expand your stage…

…set the mood…

…and Yowza! They don’t call it Paradise Valley for nothing!!

$45,000. No bedrooms or bathrooms. No foundation. Just a garage. On the water.

Oh and you still have to pay rent, apparently.

Boat house was re floated and a new remote garage door installed water space rent is approximately $520 per month.

What a deal!

Keep your windows closed at night unless you want to be kept up by the barking. Not from the neighbor’s dog. From the neighbors.

In case the numerous shots of the water earlier in the listing didn’t convince you, this sign at position 32 of the 34 listing photos should clear things up:

Also: America!