I saw this listing and just couldn’t resist. The designer of this home really nailed it.

But I don’t know, personally I think I would get board after a while.

I wood go on, but I think it’s time to branch out and try something new.

Water… check.

Wood… check.

Stone… check.

Window treatments… not so much.

Just remember, as much as you can see out, others can see in.

Okay I’m not gonna lie. The legs popping out of the post are weird and kinda creepy.

But I’m not here to talk about creepy stair-legs today. I’m here to talk about faces.

This house has lots of them. And lots of knotty pine.

You might need to enlarge that one to see the face in the post overlooking the kitchen.

Now I’m seeing faces all over the place… Like there in the background on the wood they’ve got hanging on their wood… Is that…

…Poe?

There’s lots to like here…

Lots of brick…

Lots of wood…

Lots of dark areas…

and lots of nature.

There’s also an odd but attractive mural over the bath.

The best feature, though, is the conveniently pre-dug, easy to hide grave. Sure, the listing calls it a “mechanics pic,” but we know what it really is.

*wink-wink*

Buy this home and apparently you can get really up close and personal with the local wildlife. New reality TV coming to TLC this fall: Elk Staring Contest.

Also: free sign!

I hope you like wood paneling. Scratch that. I hope you are madly in love with wood paneling, because that’s all we got. In every room.