There’s lots to like here…

Lots of brick…

Lots of wood…

Lots of dark areas…

and lots of nature.

There’s also an odd but attractive mural over the bath.

The best feature, though, is the conveniently pre-dug, easy to hide grave. Sure, the listing calls it a “mechanics pic,” but we know what it really is.

*wink-wink*

This is what’s known in the industry as “hyper-targeted staging.”

One question though…

What’s with the creepy rag doll hanging on the wall in the corner of the bedroom?

Unsettling.