I think this is the first time I’ve seen a workout room that’s basically outdoors.

I guess when you live on 4 acres along a canyon in Malibu you’re not too worried about inclement weather or thieves.

Workout equipment outdoors, a motorcycle indoors… It’s inside-out house!

Oooo-kay then. Not exactly how I would decorate my bedroom, but to each his or her own, I suppose.

Perhaps the home is actually occupied by a robot. That would explain the metal fruit on the dining table. And maybe the giant workout model things are some sort of study material meant to inspire the robot to improve its similarity to the humans before it launches the final assault to overthrow humanity and enslave us all.

So… if I buy this house I can work out every day with a bunch of fit, young women? Is that the message here?

Yup, that appears to be the idea they’re trying to convey. At least with these two photos. The primary listing photo, on the other hand…

I have no freakin’ clue what that one is supposed to be saying.