Plus: bonus bubble chair!

The listings butler strikes again! Er, well, his Spanish cousin does, anyway.

What I don’t get about this listing is how the same listing can feature this photo:

And then this one:

Really? They couldn’t even manage to level the camera? Sheesh.

Also, FYI. You’re basically a nobody if your 10,000 square foot estate doesn’t have a wall-mounted shark.

And a zebra rug in the wine cellar.

The more you know.

From the submitter:

If you’re not very fond of straight lines, you’re going to like it here.

Indeed. There’s nary a straight line nor edge to be found here.

Quite the interesting bedroom decor there, with the combination of the zebra-print sheets and… is that a clear plastic nightstand full of shredded paper?

Oh, hi there bird.

Um, what’s up guys?

From submitter Emerald63:

CLUNK!!! That was the sound of my jaw dropping at this stunning home that has the “Gimme, Gimme, Gimme” factor in spades! Who knew? A French chateau in… Arizona?!

Indeed.

Whoa. That is some kitchen.

Take that, zebra.

Wait, the bathtub has its own fireplace? This place just keeps getting better and better.

Angles: This roof has lots of them.

This one was sent to me by a reader just last week, but has unfortunately since been pulled from the market.

So if you were hoping to buy an absolutely hideously decorated pad in Cheshire East, I am sorry to disappoint you.

Seriously. What were they thinking.

Perhaps the people who live here are colorblind. Or maybe they are totally blind and the employees at the furniture store who sold them all of these pieces are all having a right jolly laugh over their joke.

These dogs wish they could get in, but unless they can find themselves some zebra disguises, they’re apparently going to be out of luck.

The individual who is selling attempting to sell this home really, really likes zebra print.

I mean, a lot. Also, what’s with the second toilet? why the bidet (relatively rare in American homes)? Did they just need another surface to put more zebra print on?

Zebra print stairs?!? That’s taking it to an entirely new level.

Place mats, cabinets, furniture, accessories… and a small statue of some kind of zebra-giraffe hybrid thrown in there for good measure.

Okay that last one doesn’t have any zebra print (incredibly), but I thought I’d bring it full circle with another pair of wistful dogs.