“The Persimmon has it all.”
I’m a little unclear about what exactly is being offered for sale here. Is it a giant concrete gazebo? Or perhaps an outdoor volleyball court complete with four topless players? With only seven photos and no interior shots, I’m downright confused.
The listing description isn’t helping much here, either:
The Persimmon has it all. Covered front porch & also covered rear porch. Fantastic lot! … Neighorhood (sic) amenities include pool, fitness, tennis!!
Whoa, a covered front porch and a covered rear porch?!? MIND = BLOWN.