They found me. I don’t know how but they found me…
Apparently the listing agent wanted to highlight the ample street parking for all of your out-of-town visitors, whether they be from Portland, Texas, or… Libya?
August 24, 2012
Some Assembly Required
From the description: “Solid feeling floor…” Doesn’t exactly fill me with confidence that this home would be a great investment.
Sit Down, Shut Up, and Iron
You’re looking at the primary listing photo for this home. The number one, most important feature that the listing agent wanted to highlight to potential…
Otherworldly Views
Don’t look now, but I fear that Loki may have opened a portal for the Chitauri invasion above your condo.
Peek-A-Boo Kitchen
Is that a kitchen… inside a closet? Why yes, yes I believe that is exactly what that is.
Don’t Mind Me
“Hey.” “Hey.” “Whatcha doin’ in my house?” “Just earning thousands of dollars in commission. Don’t worry, I’ll be out of here in about five minutes.”…