Sit Down, Shut Up, and Iron

You’re looking at the primary listing photo for this home. The number one, most important feature that the listing agent wanted to highlight to potential buyers is a built-in desk. With an iron and a pencil sharpener on it.

Either this agent is a genius at very specific targeted marketing, or… well…

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Marty E.
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8 Comments on "Sit Down, Shut Up, and Iron"

  1. From the listing: “A must see home to appreciate.” Just a guess here, but maybe having more than *two* photos would help with that?

    And one of those photos is not only of a desk, but a desk with some sort of weird… cactus-like art. But… why is it tan instead of green? Just me or does it look more like a collection of breasts than cactus leaves? (O_o)

  2. @Emerald63: I couldn’t help thinking the same thing about the… “art.” Where on earth did they get a breast-cactus?!?

  3. @Marty E.: Umm… Madonna’s lingerie drawer? Guess I’m showing my age there. Younger folks would have said Lady GaGa. But listen up, kids – Madonna did it first!

  4. Denita TwoDragons | August 26, 2012 at 1:39 PM |

    @Emerald63: Uhhhh yeah, those are a lot pinker and more…um…pectoral-ish…than any cactus I’ve ever seen. And trust me, I’m surrounded by lots and lots of cactus.

  5. @Denita TwoDragons: But are they multiple Double-D cacti?

  6. Denita TwoDragons | September 6, 2012 at 8:13 AM |

    @Emerald63: Naw, most of them are still in their training bras.

  7. @Denita TwoDragons: So, what you’re saying is they haven’t poked holes in my bra-zen theory yet?

  8. Denita TwoDragons | September 11, 2012 at 11:20 AM |

    @Emerald63: Oh come now, they’re too spineless…


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