My own castley type dwelling in downtown San Francisco? Yes, please!
Ooh… it even has a cool castley type door!
OK, the “throne room” is a bit tacky, but at least it’s in keeping with the theme.
Wait a sec… this hand carved wood is probably supposed to be a wolf, but it sure looks like Anubis, Egyptian guardian of the underworld. Huh…
And this kinda reminds me of… an indoor gallows room?
I’m not sure I want to know where that lower stair leads, let alone… This Terrifying Tunnel!
A dungeon? Really? That’s carrying the theme a bit far, don’t you think?
What do you mean, there’s “more”? Oh no no no no no… not a… Subterranean Sacrificial Altar!!
Sweet Jesus, there’s even a convenient drain!
How’s that? It’s really just an old brewery?
Well, OK. But if I promise never to drink beer again, can you promise me I’ll never have to go inside it? Please?!