Haven’t you always wanted to own a nine-million-dollar penthouse where you could walk down to the lobby and admire a miniature model of the very building you’re standing in? I know I have.
Also, you like to look at boats, right?
Because apparently $9,000,000 buys a lot of boat-watching in Miami Beach.
Plus, bonus lonely photoshopped kid all by herself in the playroom.
Totally worth nine million bucks, right there.
A $9mil front row seat at Hurricane Central, with off-season passes to potential tsunamis? Yeah… no thanks. Would make a hell of a great vacation spot, though. I could handle those odds. But there’s not way I’d pay one thin dime for season tickets. (Also, a bit too much glitz… give me Old Money taste any day.)
@Emerald63: Worse, Em…it’s all stock footage and speculative CG. So it’s nine millie for the real estate equivalent of a trout-fur coat. And the sucker that buys it before hurricane season deserves a tall cool glass of unicorn’s milk, too.
Umm…it looks like most of it is phoney, lol. Good luck during hurricane season!!
Miami runs on phoney – only the wind damage is real. :D
@Denita TwoDragons: Color me embarrassed… I’ve looked again and I still don’t see the majority of photoshopping you say is there. Stock footage, yeah, but not any CG. Hmm… I wonder if a bit of botox and some implants would make the deal any more appealing to investors? Hey, even buildings need a pick-me-up now and then…