Mini-Me

17301 Biscayne Blvd Ph 8, North Miami Beach, FL 33160

Haven’t you always wanted to own a nine-million-dollar penthouse where you could walk down to the lobby and admire a miniature model of the very building you’re standing in? I know I have.

Also, you like to look at boats, right?

17301 Biscayne Blvd Ph 8, North Miami Beach, FL 33160

Because apparently $9,000,000 buys a lot of boat-watching in Miami Beach.

17301 Biscayne Blvd Ph 8, North Miami Beach, FL 33160

Plus, bonus lonely photoshopped kid all by herself in the playroom.

17301 Biscayne Blvd Ph 8, North Miami Beach, FL 33160

Totally worth nine million bucks, right there.

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Marty E.
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5 Comments on "Mini-Me"

  1. Emerald63 | May 13, 2013 at 4:43 PM |

    A $9mil front row seat at Hurricane Central, with off-season passes to potential tsunamis? Yeah… no thanks. Would make a hell of a great vacation spot, though. I could handle those odds. But there’s not way I’d pay one thin dime for season tickets. (Also, a bit too much glitz… give me Old Money taste any day.)

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  2. Denita TwoDragons | May 13, 2013 at 8:44 PM |

    @Emerald63: Worse, Em…it’s all stock footage and speculative CG. So it’s nine millie for the real estate equivalent of a trout-fur coat. And the sucker that buys it before hurricane season deserves a tall cool glass of unicorn’s milk, too.

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  3. Umm…it looks like most of it is phoney, lol. Good luck during hurricane season!!

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  4. Miami runs on phoney – only the wind damage is real. :D

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  5. Emerald63 | May 15, 2013 at 11:18 PM |

    @Denita TwoDragons: Color me embarrassed… I’ve looked again and I still don’t see the majority of photoshopping you say is there. Stock footage, yeah, but not any CG. Hmm… I wonder if a bit of botox and some implants would make the deal any more appealing to investors? Hey, even buildings need a pick-me-up now and then…

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