Home Sweet Tavern

12667 Highway 9, Mount Vernon, WA 98273

Um… Listed on the MLS as a 0-bed, 1-bath single-family home.

12667 Highway 9, Mount Vernon, WA 98273

From the listing description:

Historic Evelyn’s Tavern is zoned rural village commercial, allowing residential use.

Oh, well if the zoning allows residential use, then it’s basically already a house!

12667 Highway 9, Mount Vernon, WA 98273

That is some top-notch pissing privacy, right there.

12667 Highway 9, Mount Vernon, WA 98273

Wait, are the plaques included? If so, I am totally in.

Not really.

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4 Comments on "Home Sweet Tavern"

  1. …to which I would add, “Don’t miss the historic kitchen, with its water-stained sheet-wood ceiling, open shelves, and extension cord dangling from (possibly unshielded, hard to tell) pod light.”

    I’m thinking inspectors with writer’s cramp… and that trying to reopen this place could prove to be an exceptionally educational experience, no matter how well-beloved.

    Ooo, you could rename it “The E3.”

  2. Looks like a cute little rural bar to me…I’d hang out there!!

  3. Emerald63 | July 6, 2014 at 9:50 PM |

    @K: Yes, but would you live there?

  4. Emerald63 | July 6, 2014 at 9:53 PM |

    I dunno… nice open floor plan… enormous kitchen, sizable entertainment room with plenty of space to switch out one of the pool tables for a king sized bed, covered yet still airy patio… Why, it even has built in horseshoe pits out back, not to mention it’s rockin’ that awesome fake storefront. Considering the price of homes in Washington state, this looks like a possibility… Of what I’m not sure, but it does look possible, none the less.


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