“This is the one!”

1 Lori Lisa Rd., 29 Palms, CA 92277

I love that there are 20 photos of this… place.

1 Lori Lisa Rd., 29 Palms, CA 92277

It’s also great that the listing agent apparently has a sense of humor:

Want a secluded cabin on 5 acres next to open desert? This is the one! Has electric in street. The old cabin needs some work but hey it has got 4 walls up, just missing the room. Also on land is out house in pretty good condition. Old stove/bbq thing that is cool and looks like it could be used, inside cabin are old antique stove and sink. Seller will finance this jewel with 20% down @ 7 % interest all due 5 years.

1 Lori Lisa Rd., 29 Palms, CA 92277

At 3% commission, the listing agent stands to earn a whopping $270 when this particular square of desert finally sells. Why not have a little fun with it.

Found by: Christin C.

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4 Comments on "“This is the one!”"

  1. I looooooooooooove the land around it.

  2. Emerald63 | June 7, 2013 at 2:37 PM |

    And I looooove the fact that it’s a sure-fire fixer-upper in a warm, sunny climate! LOL!! What a hoot! Ya gotta wonder what befell this little place, how old it is and how it came apart so catastrophically. Just time, sun, and wind? Or more?

    But the best part is that it’s right near Eddie Albert Road (Pic 20), so *of course* it’s out in the boonies. They just need to change the lyrics a bit:

    Brown Acres is the place for me.
    Farm, um… Harmed living is the life for me.
    Sand spreadin’ out so far and wide
    Keep Manhattan, just give me that desert site!


    Suddenly I could see Mr. Haney pulling up in his truck to sell the new owner something… then I realized that Mr. Haney had likely passed on some time ago, now, and had left his real estate business to the lister…

  4. …electricity is by the street – all you have to do is shinny up the pole and plug in your stuff… oh, emerald, I’m crying, here. :D


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