More Mad Rendering Skillz

Posted By: Marty E. January 24, 2014

Words fail me.

Nope, does’t look any better when you take a few steps back. Also you just drowned in the lake. Game over.

Listing: 3223 Evergreen Point Rd., Medina, WA 98039

Found by: samme

Naked Loon Editor-in-Chief

anodean | January 24, 2014 at 9:21 AM |

Aspirational marketing at its finest?

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K | January 24, 2014 at 1:23 PM |

Well…there you go. LOL!!!

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JMixx | January 24, 2014 at 1:52 PM |

…which has rendered me speechless. Take the crayons away from the realtor, please.

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Emerald63 | January 24, 2014 at 5:36 PM |

Marty: “Words fail me.”

That’s why there are photos. Oh, wait…

“Photos fail me.”

That’s why there are renderings. Of course there are renderings and there are… these images.

On a more practical note, I see near the bottom of the listing that the first offering was in 2005. If the concrete and exposed re-bar tops have been sitting out in the wet Washington weather since then, I’m thinking there must be some level of corrosion, which translates to potential structural issues with the so-called “convenient” head start. Sunken pilings, OK. Exposed stuff? Maybe not…

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