A Large Pest Problem

2242 Rockwell Rd., Riverside, CA 92506

There appears to be an eight-foot-tall green spider bearing down on this home.

2242 Rockwell Rd., Riverside, CA 92506

Or maybe it just wants to go for a dip in the pool.

2242 Rockwell Rd., Riverside, CA 92506

That’s a garden path I think I’d be avoiding.

2242 Rockwell Rd., Riverside, CA 92506

The giant spider’s not all this home has to offer. There’s also giant dragonfly, with its own viewing room.

2242 Rockwell Rd., Riverside, CA 92506

That’s one way to spend your evenings, I suppose.

Found by: Christin C.

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3 Comments on "A Large Pest Problem"

  1. It’s a pretty nice home otherwise. Perhaps the…um…”artwork”…doesn’t convey. If it does, I hope it’s not part of the price of the home. I’d bargain for the cost of having it dismantled to be subtracted from the price.

  2. Hm. At first I wondered if this could be some of that playground equipment they started installing shortly after I was too old for playgrounds – I think there was some sort of spider with monkey-bar legs. Then I saw the dragonfly entry and realized, no, no, these were the owner’s cunning answer to policies enforced by neighborhood/zoning groups against hanging laundry outdoors. Install this sort of “art” and they’ll practically beg you to drape it with your household soft goods…

  3. Emerald63 | May 29, 2014 at 1:52 PM |

    Other than the strange, and did I mention strange, taste in yard art, this is a pretty nice place, inside and out. That is, except for Pics 24-26….

    Dum-di-dum-di-dum, walking through… Ooh! Nice woodwork and marble! Hey those are some cool angles! WHOA. Whut? Did I just step through a time portal? How the heck did I end up in a 1980 basement?

    ~ steps back through portal ~

    Ahhh… that’s better. Back outsiiiiiiEEEEE! What the hell?! Time portal to the Permian Age instead?! Oh, wait… not really a giant dragonfly, just a sculpture of one. Whew.

    ~ catches breath, looks around ~

    Wow, nice landscaping and what a lovely infinity pool! Um, if we can get a really good exterminator out here, and do some updates in the basement, I think I’ll take it.


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