“Front yrd is a damn orchard.”

5451 Broadway. Oakland, CA 94618

The listing description:

Charming Craftsman Bungalow w/ a brand new 2story foundation w/ permits. Updated Electrical. Master Bedrm w/ New Bath & walk-in Clst. Garage transformed into cool hangout space. Front yrd is a damn orchard. Only 3 fams have lived here. Plus rm is perfect for future kitchenReno or?

Uh huh. I guess in this listing agent’s world, “orchard” is a word that means “crudely photoshopped mess.”

What’s the deal with these overpriced Oakland homes including “creative” additions to the primary listing photo?

Hey, wait a minute…

(Checks last week’s similar listing)

Yup. Both homes were listed by Ron Kriss of Lawton Associates. Well, he certainly knows how to get my attention, that’s for sure.

A few photos later we get to see what the “damn orchard” really looks like:

5451 Broadway. Oakland, CA 94618

And courtesy of Google Street View, here’s a look at what it looked like before they decided to orchard-ize it:

5451 Broadway. Oakland, CA 94618

Last sold less than two years ago for $595,000. With the new landscaping and fresh coat of paint, this one smells an awful lot like a flip. With a sale price of $850,000, I’d say a pretty successful flip, too.

I have to say though, I don’t really “get” the staging:

5451 Broadway. Oakland, CA 94618

Turns out this isn’t Ron Kriss’ only listing with a super-fake front yard, either. Here’s another I found in a quick search: 976 57th St., Oakland, CA 94608

Okay Ron, you’re going to have to step up your game if you want to be featured on these pages again. We’re onto your tricks.

Found by: Chillout Spy

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Marty E.
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1 Comment on "“Front yrd is a damn orchard.”"

  1. Emerald63 | July 23, 2014 at 7:03 PM |

    I wonder what his story is? The front yards on all three of these (the one here from last week, the one today, and the other Marty linked above) look pretty decent on their own. Who takes a decent looking pic of something they want to sell then does the electronic version of scribbling on it with a crayon? The results are so laughable that my first impression is not to take the listing seriously at all, but to just skip over it entirely. The first-second conclusion is that the rest of the pics will be just as fake. That ain’t no way to sell stuff. Although… the extra one linked above has already sold. Go figure.

    At least Mr. Kriss and company have a really good decorator. The places are all understated and classy in their own way… which, by the way… does not at all match my overall impression of Oakland. Go figure again.

    Too bad these otherwise decent looking places are priced to the moon and back. Given the neighborhood, they’re absolute non-starters.


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