Sticker-Faced Yoga Zombies

1237 E 1600 North Rd., Gilman, IL 60938

From submitter Spencer P.:

Circle the wagons! The sticker-faced yoga zombies are back!

1237 E 1600 North Rd., Gilman, IL 60938

The listing description claims there are “32-acres of picturesque pastures, woods and spring-fed lake,” but rather than focusing on the allegedly picturesque grounds, over half of the photos feature the sticker-face horde.

1237 E 1600 North Rd., Gilman, IL 60938

After about the third photo, it gets seriously creepy, but you’re not even halfway through.

1237 E 1600 North Rd., Gilman, IL 60938

Listed for $5 million as a “house for sale” on Zillow. The listing does not indicate whether or not zombie-fighting tools are included in the price.

Found by: Spencer P.

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4 Comments on "Sticker-Faced Yoga Zombies"

  1. The first thing that popped into my head was to reach for a bottle of Goo Gone. That’ll get those stickers off.

  2. Emerald63 | June 9, 2014 at 1:10 PM |

    @Frodo: LOL!!! And it’s main ingredient – orange oil – is “natural” too!

  3. Emerald63 | June 9, 2014 at 1:23 PM |

    I just kept thinking, “If you’re advertising how much you clients like being at your facility as a way to entice buyers, how in the world can you cover up your biggest selling point?” I mean, the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign is only about 30 minutes down the road. It would be no problem to find students willing to pose in the pics for a few bucks. You might even be able to corral a few theater majors, or at the least, consult with some advertising majors on how to improve your listing. As it is, the… things… in these photos seriously threaten to knock someone out of this Top 10 list:,28804,2090074_2090076_2090115,00.html. Not a good selling point. Just sayin’…

    But the housing seems nice enough. And that giant orange… tire(?) clad water thingamajiggy looks like loads of fun. Might just have to book a weekend myself… you know, for research purposes. I’ll let you know if the zombies ever remove their faces, er… stickers.

  4. Wow, doesn’t seem like Brian the agent knows anything about the place. Basement, cooling, fire place, parking, floorcovering…Unknown


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