Ghost Agent in the Bathroom
Wooooooooo! Spooky!
Articles by Marty E.
But can they be closed?
Because, you know… how else are buyers going to know that your dishwasher is capable of being opened? …or your microwave? …or your ovens? Of…
Breathtakingly Gape
You really have to try hard to take a picture that terrible these days. Bonus points for the finger in the frame. At least I…
Wanton Wallpaper Winner
The listing description declares this home to be A rare opportunity in North Everett. It is rare indeed to find so many different wallpapers and…
“A quiet street in a friendly neighborhood…”
From the listing description… Located on a quiet street in a friendly neighborhood. So, pretty much exactly the way that every horror movie begins. Great……
I Feel Cleaner Already
What a bathroom. But wait, there’s more! Wouldn’t you love to prepare your next dinner… here? Or lying down for a refreshing night’s sleep… here?…
Archers Not Included
Okay, this one is actually pretty cool. Who wouldn’t want a giant guard tower looming large over their front door? From the photos it looks…
“True Venetian Elegance”
From the listing description: This building dates to 1890, formerly the Protection Hook and Ladder Company No. 3 prior to becoming the legendary Capital Saddlery….
Invisi-Girl Has a Condo to Sell You
click photo to dramatically embiggen Ghost girl, ghost park people, ghost trees… these imaginary Austin condos have it all! Even ghost cars!
Please Step Away from the Photoshop
There’s nothing quite like cranking the saturation up to eleven to tell a prospective buyer “welcome to your new home.” Or maybe that’s really what…
What the Foot
There are plenty of places in this 14,000 square foot home to sit and enjoy looking through the large windows out at your manicured three…
It’s a Home! It’s a Menagerie! It’s Both!
For $25 million, every single one of the animals pictured in this listing had better come with the house. And also the entire fox hunting…
The (Almost) Invisible Man
I’ve been looking at this photo for quite a while and I still can’t for the life of me figure out what the heck that…
Mirror, Mirror (Mirror Mirror Mirror)
Because who doesn’t want to look at themselves from ten different angles while they pee? …or wash their hands: …or take a shower:
Sharpie to the Rescue
Whoops, painted over the address. No problem, just scrawl the numbers back on there with a Sharpie. Done.
What Does This Mean?!?
It’s so bright, so vivid! So intense.