Bronx Blur

1917 Hennessy Pl., Bronx, NY 10453

There appears to be some sort of heavy indoor haze throughout the entire set of photos for this listing, but the… um… basement (is that the basement?) seems to be the epicenter.

1917 Hennessy Pl., Bronx, NY 10453

It’s hard to tell what is going on down here, but I have a serious suspicion that whatever it is, it isn’t savory.

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3 Comments on "Bronx Blur"

  1. I have two theories – 1) This house is actually in Beijing, which is so polluted it is once again having a health crises. No joke, someone’s taken to selling canned fresh air. 2) This is the basement from “That 70s Show” *after* the kids have finished their daily toke.

    Anyone else confused by the listing info?

    “Large Single Family in the West Bronx. The property features a 6BR duplex, 2 1/2 bath, formal dinning room, living room, eat in kitchen and a back porch. In addition there is a finished walk in basement with 2BR a driveway and one car garage.” Another bit at the bottom says it has 2,125 sq ft.

    However, the banner at the top says 1,444 sq ft, and lists 5 bedrooms and 3.5 baths. Say what now?

    Hmm… it seems the info is… wait for it… just as hazy as the photos. :P (Nice hardwood floors, though.)

  2. Denita TwoDragons | February 17, 2013 at 9:37 AM |

    What exactly IS a “dinning room”…? Is it where you practice your heavy-metal drum riffs?

    That haze reminds me unpleasantly of whenever I spend too much time outdoors in bright sunlight without sunglasses. Ugh!

  3. @Denita TwoDragons: RE: Haze… or too much time in a heavily chlorinated swimming pool. Man, I haven’t thought of that in years.


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