Headline and commentary by submitter Emerald63. Thanks!
My French chateau of rough hewn stone can meet and beat your white wood Grand Hotel wannabe anyday!
I’ll see your indoor tennis court and pool and raise you an indoor regulation half basketball court…
private putting green…
*and* a gold leaf ceilinged concert stage
Keeping up with the Joneses? Amateur time compared to this.
While this one has some nice features: a) The theater looks cozier; b) I like the gym;
…I think I prefer Ron Howard’s house to this one.
@Frodo: Ron’s library is definitely better. OK, so I’d want the pool room, the head house, and the library…