What can Brown do for you?

Submission and title by Emerald63. Thanks!

31 Canterbury Rd., Lincolnshire, IL 60069

So much brown in this home. Brown kitchen…

31 Canterbury Rd., Lincolnshire, IL 60069

…brown dining room…

31 Canterbury Rd., Lincolnshire, IL 60069

…and a super brown bedroom.

31 Canterbury Rd., Lincolnshire, IL 60069

Even the exterior is mostly brown! Just looking at this place has me browned out.

Found by: Emerald63

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Marty E.
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1 Comment on "What can Brown do for you?"

  1. What can Brown do for me? They can deliver me some colorful home furnishings, that’s what they can do! Please, UPS, bring me something, anything, that isn’t the same color as your trucks!

    You’d be hard-pressed to add much color to the brick and shingle exterior, which is all the more reason to do so inside. Honestly, I can’t tell if anyone is living here just now or not. There’s almost no artwork, yet there’s a child’s toy kitchen in the living room. The furnishings are minimal in number throughout, but huge in dimension in some rooms. Those can’t possibly be staging pieces, so WTH? At least the snooker table has the traditional red felt for a rare instance of color, but damn if that basement doesn’t scream “claustrophobia.”

    There’s potential here but someone’s gonna have to start stretching the brown envelope, thinking outside the brown box, and coming back to full power after Marty’s brown out.


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