May Have a Barking Problem

66 Beacon Bay, Newport Beach, CA 92660

Keep your windows closed at night unless you want to be kept up by the barking. Not from the neighbor’s dog. From the neighbors.

In case the numerous shots of the water earlier in the listing didn’t convince you, this sign at position 32 of the 34 listing photos should clear things up:

66 Beacon Bay, Newport Beach, CA 92660

Also: America!

66 Beacon Bay, Newport Beach, CA 92660

Found by: Ben F.

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3 Comments on "May Have a Barking Problem"

  1. So… this property is being code-marketed to the super-patriotic real estate flippers, eh? Better check it over reeealy carefully. ;)

  2. Emerald63 | April 1, 2013 at 5:40 PM |

    @anodean: Folks in this neighborhood can afford to be overly patriotic – literally. This is Newport Beach, nigh on Huntington Beach, Mission Viejo, and San Clemente. When you live at that economic level you tend to love, love, love the Good Ol’ U.S. of A.

  3. Emerald63 | April 1, 2013 at 5:43 PM |

    Nice place. Nice interiors. Nice decor. Very nice stone paved, fenced terrace. Nice locale. Just… nice. Not bland nice. Nice. Would that we all could live like that without having to shell out two and a quarter mil… not to mention whatever property taxes and/or HOA fees might convey. Of course if the neighbors are snooty (not snowty – I’m talkin’ about the human ones), I’ll pass on the whole thing, even if deeply discounted. Otherwise… yeah. I could live there.


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