Detroit’s Second-Most Expensive Listing
At $1.2 million dollars, this home appears to be the only other listing in Detroit currently asking over a million dollars. In the real estate…
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$15M Ranch: Dog on Pickup Not Included
Yours for just 15 million dollars. Okay so I doubt the dog comes with the property. Probably not the truck or the horse, either. You…
Kids and Dogs Not Included
Okay, it’s adorable when your kids want to play dress-up, but is that really something that you should be including in the marketing photos when…
PoolDog Not Included
PRICED BELOW CERTIFIED APPRAISAL of $3.5 million. Well okay, maybe if you offered them the CERTIFIED APPRAISAL amount, they would throw in PoolDog. Gotta love…
“…and this is the dog shrine closet.”
Why would brand new construction have a dog shrine closet? The rest of the house looks normal enough, so what the heck is going on…
NO DOGS ALLOWED (Zebras Only!)
These dogs wish they could get in, but unless they can find themselves some zebra disguises, they’re apparently going to be out of luck. The…
ShowerDog Not Included
From the listing description: This stunning property provides 4487 square feet of living space with 5 generous bedrooms and 4 luxurious bathes. Only one of…
Art Aficionado
So… Does the canine connoisseur come with the home? Also, what’s with the flower-broom? For some reason they were proud enough of that for it…
We’ve Got Our Eyes On You
Nothing says “welcome to your new home” like three pairs of glowing animal eyes staring right at the camera in the primary listing photo.