Fire Sale, Part II
From the listing: Extreme Fire Damage From Fire 4/17/2013 Gotta love that they used what appears to be a photo of the home actually on…
Everett
Every Day the Same Sky
What really cracks me up about the primary listing photo for this home is that the agent took the time to photoshop in a blue…
Not What I Meant When I Said I Wanted a “Green Home”
That photo above is the primary listing photo, but I think we’re looking at the garage. Here’s the main home: Apparently the seller really likes…
Because Every Day is Independence Day in America
Sadly the listing has only the one photo, so we don’t get to see what this patriot’s home looks like inside. However, we do get…
Cut Back on Screen Time
Seriously. If you have a photograph on a computer why oh why are you taking a picture of a computer screen instead of just uploading…
Something is Askew
It starts with crudely-corrected crooked exterior shots, and it just gets weirder when you go inside… Nothing like a creepy over-the-top cat-themed bathroom to make…
“Search or enter an address”
With a primary photo like that it’s hard to imagine why this home hasn’t sold after 100 days on the market in one of the…
LEARN TO MEDITATE HERE!
I somewhat doubt that when this place was built it was originally occupied by the “Church of Divine Man Spiritual Teaching Center.” It does have…
Street View Is Your Only View
It’s always a good sign when the listing agent is apparently too afraid to set foot on the property they’re selling. There are only a…
Garage Has Minor Water Issues
$45,000. No bedrooms or bathrooms. No foundation. Just a garage. On the water. Oh and you still have to pay rent, apparently. Boat house was…
Imaginary Murder Scene For Sale
Seems like a fairly unassuming home. The local paper has the scoop on its minor real estate celebrity status: ‘Twin Peak’ home for sale The…
Lose Weight For This Skinny Kitchen
This home sports what is easily the skinniest kitchen I have ever laid eyes on. If you’re overweight, you’d need to go on a diet…
Lair of the Evil Genius
Submission, photo selection, and commentary by submitter Emerald63. Thanks! It looks like such a nice, unassuming little house… But then… you walk inside… and you…
A House Under There Somewhere
Whoa. Sensory overload. I… um… what. I think that’s the kitchen? Not really sure how you prepare food when nearly every surface is covered with…
Giving Whoopi the Finger
Sometimes it seems like the listing agent just isn’t really trying to sell the home. And sometimes it seems like they’re actively trying not to…
Marilyn Monroe Multiplicity
I didn’t even know this was a contest, but apparently we already have a winner: most appearances of Marilyn Monroe in a single listing. And…