The cheapest waterfront “home” in Seattle comes with a few caveats…
As long as you don’t need a bathroom, or a kitchen, or parking, this tiny beach retreat in Seattle is perfect! From the description: Dream…
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What is even happening here.
This listing was submitted by Lindsey T., who says: Slightly terrifying but you just can’t look away :) Personally I think it’s a little more…
Tri, Tri, Triangle Again
Here’s an interesting and unique property currently on the market in Kirkland, WA (Seattle area). No idea what the point of this design was, other…
BAM! PURPLE!
Not a lot to say about this one. It’s a fairly normal 2.4 million dollar listing, but as I was scrolling through the photos—BAM—that deep…
I tried to think of something clever to say about this house but I came up short.
Isn’t there usually supposed to be a bit of headroom between the top of the doors and the ceiling? This isn’t a basement we’re looking…
Seeing Double
Nothing particularly noteworthy about this picture… …but that didn’t stop the agent from shooting a second photo almost exactly like it, and including both of…
Woodn’t you love to live here?
I saw this listing and just couldn’t resist. The designer of this home really nailed it. But I don’t know, personally I think I would…
Keep Your Kid In The Closet
That headline isn’t meant to be metaphorical. It’s literal. Apparently the seller of this home literally kept their kid in the closet. Storage room has…
FREE US
Nothing sells a home quite like a living room packed to the gills with dolls. Bonus: Gotta love the classic Pacific Northwest outdoor photos: “The…
When you’re just REALLY proud of your staging
This is a lovely mid-century modern home that looks to have been expertly updated, but some of what the listing agent chose to feature in…
Fire-Breathing Listing
Rawr. It’s all in the details. Behold! This home has a ceiling! I have to know though: Do all the rad portrait paintings and the…
Were you raised in a barn?
Why, yes. Yes I was. A glorious relocated, rehabbed, $6M antique barn! I was raised with authentic vintage beams and planking… with hand-painted, ceiling-high murals……
It’s cute as a button…
…and about as small as one, too. It’s so small – “How small is it?” – you can’t even see it from the street. No,…
Dive Into This Glass and Steel Denver Mansion
That’s certainly an interesting piece of sculpture, and it appears a lot in this photo set. It seems odd that the listing photos would focus…
Bro do you even loft?
Cool art, bro. Dig that all-black kitchen with the metal buck bust. I’m not sure if the bedroom is really that red. Might just be…
“Wildly creative” is one way to put it.
So much going on with this home. The foot shot is just the trip tip of the iceberg. The listing agent does a pretty good…