Sold to Mrs. Bag Head
Okay so this “home” sold way back in December, but this find was just too amazingly weird not to share here. This is the one…
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Lovely Listing Ladies
This listing has over 70 photos. Apparently the Phoenix-area MLS doesn’t limit how many photos an agent can upload, so some listing agents just upload…
You Might Want To Call CPS
What? Is a seemingly incapacitated child splayed out across the living room floor a deal-breaker for you? How about a baby-eating lion? Not your cup…
“This one is a winner”
From the listing description: World Champion Giants home right down the street! This one is a winner Winning!
“The Persimmon has it all.”
I’m a little unclear about what exactly is being offered for sale here. Is it a giant concrete gazebo? Or perhaps an outdoor volleyball court…
Nice Catch
Dude, nice catch.
Staring Contest
So… is the judgmental old man included in the $585,000 listing price? Because I’m gonna need somebody to make sure all the kids keep off…
Work It
So… if I buy this house I can work out every day with a bunch of fit, young women? Is that the message here? Yup,…
Invisi-Girl Has a Condo to Sell You
click photo to dramatically embiggen Ghost girl, ghost park people, ghost trees… these imaginary Austin condos have it all! Even ghost cars!
Who Doesn’t Love a Good Organ Party
Message: Buy this home and you too could be having just as much fun as these people are. Just look at this hopping party. According…
Ooo Baby Baby
Um… okay… perhaps they just really felt that they needed to justify the previous photo, which shows a baby’s room with two cribs: Or maybe…
Don’t Mind Me
“Hey.” “Hey.” “Whatcha doin’ in my house?” “Just earning thousands of dollars in commission. Don’t worry, I’ll be out of here in about five minutes.”…