Baby Raccoons & MEGA Mountains… But Where’s the House?

429 NW Skyline Blvd., Portland, OR 97229

Sixteen photos of this $2.5 million listing, only one of which contains even a glimpse of the house itself. Instead, you get baby raccoons.

429 NW Skyline Blvd., Portland, OR 97229

Oh right, you also get ridiculously-zoomed-in MEGA mountains.

The last “photo” on the listing urges you to “Click on the VIRTUAL TOUR link for many additional photos.” If you do, you don’t get any more photos of the actual $2.5 million house, but you do get this:

429 NW Skyline Blvd., Portland, OR 97229


Found by: Christin C.

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3 Comments on "Baby Raccoons & MEGA Mountains… But Where’s the House?"

  1. Maybe they are marketing the house to hunters or taxidermists who might want to mount those “next door neighbors” on the wall. No interior is worth looking at until you have a collection of dead animals in “natural poses” collecting dust in every room.

  2. @Frodo: Hah, funny you should mention that…

  3. From the listing, “Old estate home & guest cottage (of no value)+indoor pool/house(needing renovation) on property. Unique opportunity for estate home.”

    A 1928 house with an indoor pool? Yeah, I’d say it needs renovation. Even the guest cottage is toast? Erg. It’s within 50 miles of a still active volcano, the only one to have erupted in the continental U.S. in centuries (Mt St Helens), and 100 miles from another that may yet trump that one (Mt Ranier)? And they want $2.5M??? Without seeing any of the interior, I can’t be sure, but the few facts we do have leave me very dubious about this “investment.”


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