Hello. I am Horse.
You’re looking at the primary photo for this listing. And Horse is looking at you. Fully 25% of the photos for this listing are of…
animals
Get Away From It All… Well, Almost All
From the listing description: Looking to get away from it all? Middle Hardwood Island in its entirety can offer exactly that. Exceptional private island living…
The Pensive Llamas Compel You to Buy This Magnificent Island Ranch
No word in the listing description about whether the pensive llamas are included in the $5.6 million list price. Or the awkwardly staring cows. But…
“The horse is loyal”
This one’s not currently listed for sale, but it was when Spencer submitted it last month. With a for-sale-by-owner list price of $75 million. I…
Detroit’s Second-Most Expensive Listing
At $1.2 million dollars, this home appears to be the only other listing in Detroit currently asking over a million dollars. In the real estate…
One of these homes is not for sale.
No idea what’s with the random turtle shot in the middle of this £2.75 ($4.36) million listing. This UK manse was apparently owned by British…
Straight Line Phobia
From the submitter: If you’re not very fond of straight lines, you’re going to like it here. Indeed. There’s nary a straight line nor edge…
Cat and Mouse Game
Wow. Um… That’s one way to sell a house, I guess? And that’s another way? Okay um, what’s with the weird lines?
Baby Raccoons & MEGA Mountains… But Where’s the House?
Sixteen photos of this $2.5 million listing, only one of which contains even a glimpse of the house itself. Instead, you get baby raccoons. Oh…
Half a House, Full Price
Submission & commentary by Emerald63. Thanks! What’s that old saying? Half a house is better than none? This place sure does look like it’s the…
For Chicken Lovers ONLY
Setting aside the chicken obsession, the quality of the photos in this particular set is actually quite nice. The listing description is pretty funny though:…
$15M Ranch: Dog on Pickup Not Included
Yours for just 15 million dollars. Okay so I doubt the dog comes with the property. Probably not the truck or the horse, either. You…
THIS IS NOT A HOUSE
From the virtual tour: THIS IS NOT A HOUSE… It is an Experience. It is a Chipmunk. It is an Owl. It is a Hummingbird….
Duck Duck Duck (and More Duck)
What, you wanted photos of the actual home that’s for sale for $3,500,000? Too bad. All you get is ducks. Lots and lots of ducks.
Merry Christmas Goose
Merry Christmas! Have a pair of Christmas Geese! And… Um… a Christmas Heron? How about a Christmas boat?
Because Dinner With Horse, That’s Why. So Shut Up.
Um. What. The listing describes a “magnificent 12 stall stable w/ every amenity.” I didn’t realize that dining with one’s horse was considered an “amenity.”…