Work It
So… if I buy this house I can work out every day with a bunch of fit, young women? Is that the message here? Yup,…
Odd Choice
Mad Rendering Skillz
That is some seriously impressive computer rendering power, right there. Looking at this picture, it’s like I’m really there, standing on the deck of my…
Ceiling Pride
Somebody is really proud of their ceilings. Oh yeah, and also their floors. But mostly their ceilings.
But can they be closed?
Because, you know… how else are buyers going to know that your dishwasher is capable of being opened? …or your microwave? …or your ovens? Of…
Invisi-Girl Has a Condo to Sell You
click photo to dramatically embiggen Ghost girl, ghost park people, ghost trees… these imaginary Austin condos have it all! Even ghost cars!
It’s a Home! It’s a Menagerie! It’s Both!
For $25 million, every single one of the animals pictured in this listing had better come with the house. And also the entire fox hunting…
What Does This Mean?!?
It’s so bright, so vivid! So intense.
Who Doesn’t Love a Good Organ Party
Message: Buy this home and you too could be having just as much fun as these people are. Just look at this hopping party. According…
Ooo Baby Baby
Um… okay… perhaps they just really felt that they needed to justify the previous photo, which shows a baby’s room with two cribs: Or maybe…
Beware of Squirrel
So… does the busy-tailed rodent come with the house, or do I have to pay extra? Other apparently really important features of this home include:…
They found me. I don’t know how but they found me…
Apparently the listing agent wanted to highlight the ample street parking for all of your out-of-town visitors, whether they be from Portland, Texas, or… Libya?