“Be careful! Unlivable now.”
If you thought you were going to get any photos of this 672 square foot, 2 bedroom, 1 bathroom house offered for sale near Dallas…
just one photo
“Pictures Coming Soon!”
Wow. Just wow. A photo of some text on a computer monitor. And weeks after the listing went live… still no actual pictures. Seems to…
Duck Duck Duck (and More Duck)
What, you wanted photos of the actual home that’s for sale for $3,500,000? Too bad. All you get is ducks. Lots and lots of ducks.
Fill In The (Many) Blanks
You’re going to have to use your imagination on this one, since this is the only photo that the listing agent felt like including. The…
Earning the Commission
You’re looking at the full-sized, one and only photo for a 50 million dollar listing. If this sells, the listing agent stands to “earn” $1.5…