The Littlest Reservation
100% tasteful. Located on a $2.25 million half-acre lot in Malibu. Fully stocked. Oh look, lemons! Inside is mostly bland, except for this bathroom… Why…
Malibu
“You’re on the beach.”
There isn’t really anything all that amusing about the photos on this one, but the listing description is hall of fame material: You’re on the…
This is (apparently) how you sell a $5M Malibu Estate
Crooked, blurry primary photo, taken from an odd angle? Check. Weirdly-sparse, poorly-lit interior shot? Check. Horribly exposed shot of the view, taken through a window…
Behold This $2M Kitchen
Behold the two million dollar kitchen. Two million dollar weeds. And the two million dollar living room, with the two million dollar floor. Listing claims…
Glass and Steel Factory Home
Because why wouldn’t you want to spend $9.2 million to live in a home that looks like some kind of factory from a futuristic movie,…
Outdoor Work Out
I think this is the first time I’ve seen a workout room that’s basically outdoors. I guess when you live on 4 acres along a…
“Try to Find a Lost Gold Treasure”
From the listing description: Original owner believed there was a buried Spanish gold treasure in the large rock next to the house and spent many…
(Don’t) Tear Down This Wall
I happened upon this one while I was browsing expensive listings in Southern California a few months back. Yes, those are two authentic segments of…