Microbutler
Honey, I shrunk the listings butler! Wow, these are some pretty bad photos. What kind of agent lists a $2.2 million house with photos this…
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All Kinds of Incredible
This house is incredible. I’m just not sure that it’s all the good kind of incredible. Is that furniture in the home theatre… glowing? Classy!…
Get Down With Your Luxurious Self
[Listing and narrative submitted by Looney Listing regular Emerald63. Thanks!] After a hard day as corporate CEO, come home to your own private Versailles, complete…
Mirror, Mirror on the… Ceiling?
That’s bound to be disorienting. Also in this listing… creepy lonely lady sculpture: She even appears to be pose-able.
Mirror, Mirror (Mirror Mirror Mirror)
Because who doesn’t want to look at themselves from ten different angles while they pee? …or wash their hands: …or take a shower: