Wow. Just wow.
This is apparently what happens when a listing agent spends 30 seconds reading a Yahoo Answers post about “that new-fangled HDR thing” and rushes out to apply it to their listing.
Seriously. What were they thinking?
Listing: 304 S 259th St, Waterloo, NE 68069
Found by: Jason
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I would comment on the pictures but My Eyes! My Poor Bleeding Eyes!! If the place actually looked like this they could only sell it to someone who is visually challenged. Hmm. Makes me wonder if the agent taking pictures might actually need to go see an eye doctor.
How many interested people are now going to see their optometrist to check their prescriptions?
You know what gets me down about all these image manipulation applications? The instant I’d actually want to do something like this – like, say, to burn away the fact that all the snow and interior surfaces are grubby-gray from smog contamination – there would be no figuring out the way. It’s so frustrating.
Submitter here. The best part is that these photos are stolen – the house was listed briefly with these pics earlier in the winter, taken off-market, then relisted by a different agent.
Yes, someone actually believed these photos were worth using AGAIN.
@Jason: That’s Awesome.
Well… at least the price seems right? For the size, location, and condition, it’s not overpriced, and that’s saying something these days.
If only the place had more to recommend itself maybe those eye-gouging photos wouldn’t be so bad. Most of the rooms are just bland. But boy howdy that purple room! And dig that crayzee attic! Lime green shag and Formica on *all* the bathroom surfaces!! Almost makes trekking through snow to get to the house from the garage seem worth it!!!
NOT