Every day can be a party when you fill your home with statues.
I mean like every room.
Everywhere.
There’s no such thing as “too many statues.” …or is there?!?
Even the back yard is full of statues. It’s a non-stop 24/7 pool party.
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And you would be able to see every detail of the statues courtesy of overdone HDR photography… except they also overcompressed the photos removing every detail HDR is supposed to produce.
Otherwise, I feel kind of like like I’m walking into the house on My Big Fat Greek Wedding.
Welcome to the Church of Latter Day Schlock! Feeling slighted by the rest of the art world? Feel like you don’t fit in with the likes of Phidias, Praxiteles, Michelangelo, Rodin, and Moore? Angry Thomas Kinkade never fulfilled his 3D potential? Then come right in – our doors are open to any and all statuary!
Yes, it’s a 21st century bookend in time to the “Dizzy by Design” post. Footnote – this is where “Night at the Museum” is referred to as “that quaint little film.” You don’t want to know what the life-size bronze golfer with a frog’s head gets up to after dark…
Actually, it’s a pretty nice house; it’s the decor that’s crap. Again. (What is up with that formal dining set?!) Even so, if the house weren’t aside a golf course I’d say it’s overpriced, though I’m still tempted to say it where the “yard” (in fact several yards… of concrete) is concerned. Living in a desert doesn’t mean one has to pave over every surface. Nor site the picnic table in full sun. And especially not include Flinstone furniture poolside. That chaise longue makes me hurt just looking at it.
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@Frodo: Never saw “My Big Fat Greek Wedding.” I will now be prepared should I ever have the chance – thank you. ;)
Note that the Deadly Butler and the Baba Yaga Maid have left the building. I wonder whether this was some sort of school, and if we will shortly see the rest of these “graduates” fan out across the country…
@anodean: You mean… like… Pod People?! AAGH!!!!!!!!!!!!