Pile of Pillows
Listing agent: “This dark, grainy photo of a sofa covered in pillows will tell buyers so much about the house! It’s brilliant!” They liked this…
bad photos
Hello. I am a wall.
You’re looking at the primary photo for this $186,500 condo in Atlanta. The most-attractive selling point of the home, according to the listing agent. Um….
Start Strong, Finish Strong
Asking price: Five million dollars. Total number of photos: 61—most of which are at least halfway decent. And yet, the listing agent chose to lead…
Blinded by the Light
I assume there’s a house in this photo, but all I can really see is the unnaturally glowing sky. Bonus: we even get the same…
Maybe you need glasses.
The reader who spotted this listing summarized the photos well: Very blurry with a side of extra glare. Rather than telling me anything about the…
The Dark Side
Apparently whoever took the photographs of this home was unfamiliar with the concept of flash photography. It’s understandable, the only been around for 114 years….
The Looming Shadow
You might expect a home with an asking price of $1.35 million to have nice photos. Ha ha ha. That was a good one. Not…
Do not attempt to adjust the picture.
You’re looking at the only two photos for this 1.37 million-dollar waterfront listing in Long Beach, California. From the listing description: This is a truly…
Act Now, Inventory is Moving Fast!
Possible explanations for a listing agent posting photos this bad: Only time available to access the home was in the middle of an earthquake. Agent…
Rotating is Hard
How does this even happen? You really have to try to screw the photos up this bad. I also quite enjoyed the original list price:…