“You’re on the beach.”
There isn’t really anything all that amusing about the photos on this one, but the listing description is hall of fame material: You’re on the…
funny description
“Front yrd is a damn orchard.”
The listing description: Charming Craftsman Bungalow w/ a brand new 2story foundation w/ permits. Updated Electrical. Master Bedrm w/ New Bath & walk-in Clst. Garage…
Million-Dollar Mailbox
You’re looking at the primary listing photo for this nearly-million-dollar near-the-beach house in Encinitas, CA. Here’s the second photo: The photos are almost as good…
A Glowing “Statement of Authority”
This is what I imagine a $3.3 million home would look like if a nuclear weapon had just been detonated ten or twenty miles behind…
“Must access thru hole in bsmt wall”
Straight from the listing agent’s description: Must access thru adjacent unit 712, then thru hole in bsmt wall. Um. What. There is a front door……
“Toxic Wasteland Dump”
The listing description is what really brings home this “Make Me Move” listing: A complete tear down, may have toxic substances, such as lead and…
“Egrets Seek the Sky, Involuntary Sigh”
Other than the very creative photo featured above, most of the pictures on this listing are your typical multi-million-dollar beachfront fare. What really makes this…