Fire-Breathing Listing
Rawr. It’s all in the details. Behold! This home has a ceiling! I have to know though: Do all the rad portrait paintings and the…
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How About You Pay ME $15k & I Raze It?
List price: $15,000 The weird thing is that it doesn’t look that bad in the primary photo: This is one of those instances when maybe…
Don’t Look Up
And here we have the lovely enclosed patio, where you can relax, enjoy good company, and maybe hang someone in effigy from the ceiling. You…
Dig Those Groovy ’60s Curves
Check out those groovy ’60s curves. Inside is just as groovy, if perhaps a bit of a brick overload… Those large white overhangs certainly make…
Caricature of a Castle
Submission and commentary by Emerald63. Thanks! As a man once said, “If the directions to your house include the words ‘Turn off the paved road,’…
Tons of Taxidermy and a Train
It looks so unassuming from the outside, but then once you step inside… Lions! And… um… mountain lions! And polar bears! Oh my. I think…
What can Brown do for you?
Submission and title by Emerald63. Thanks! So much brown in this home. Brown kitchen… …brown dining room… …and a super brown bedroom. Even the exterior…
I’m not as think as you drunk I am.
Sometimes you wonder if a listing agent was drunk when they uploaded the photos of the home they’re allegedly attempting to sell… And drunk when…
Sticker-Faced Yoga Zombies
From submitter Spencer P.: Circle the wagons! The sticker-faced yoga zombies are back! The listing description claims there are “32-acres of picturesque pastures, woods and…
Tall, Skinny, Supermodel Chicago House
Submission, commentary, and photo selection by submitter Emerald63. Thanks! Hope you like long, narrow spaces. And stairs. And… shoes. Appropriate, since this little beauty has…
Buy Your Own Not-So-Private Club
From the listing description: Space is currently home to a private members only club with full kitchen, 2 bathrooms, storage and several meeting rooms. Well…
Wayne Manor Really an Illinois Castle
This 8,215 square foot castle in Wayne, Illinois sold on Halloween for $1,000,000. It sits on 15 acres. Also: It is awesome. You can read…
Camouflage Porch
Usually I try to mix things up geographically, but even though this home is just a few blocks away from the home we featured on…
Desk Job Rage Quit
Given the listing price of just $24,000, I assume that this home is in a rather frightening neighborhood. [Update: Confirmed. Murder risk 3x the national…
Disco Bombshell Bedroom
Someone went to a lot of effort to give each of the rooms in this house a totally different theme. In case you couldn’t read…
Otherworldly Views
Don’t look now, but I fear that Loki may have opened a portal for the Chitauri invasion above your condo.