PARKING Desk
Park your butt and get some work done. I have to say, I don’t really understand the point of photos like these that almost exclusively…
interior
Sold to Mrs. Bag Head
Okay so this “home” sold way back in December, but this find was just too amazingly weird not to share here. This is the one…
Setting the Mood
The current owners of this home have definitely made some… interesting decor choices. Especially in the bathrooms. They each seem to have their own “theme.”…
Radioactive Furnishings Not Included
Nothing like a living room furnished with radioactive decor to give your home a healthy, pleasing glow. And a glowing, radioactive bedroom. And some glowing,…
Men are from Mars…
I’m assuming that this photograph features the kids’ room, but you really can’t be sure. Maybe the owners just have some kind of alien fetish?…
It’s What’s For Dinner
Rubber chickens. On plates (on plates on plates). At the dinner table. Expert staging for the win.
The Gaze
Stared down by a dead moose in the primary photo. I guess that’s one way to sell a home. Gotta love that giant head over…
Suddenly: Surprise Swordfish!
You know how sometimes, you’re flipping through the photos of a listing, checking out the living room, kitchen, and bedrooms… Everything is normal enough, but…
Orbalicious!
For when your family room just really needs that “plummeting into the surface of the sun” feeling. From the outside: They even took the orb…
Hangar Time
“Hey, maybe if we plaster all the walls with framed posters and photographs, nobody will notice that we’re trying to pass an airplane hangar off…
Hope You Like the Old West
This is what’s known in the industry as “hyper-targeted staging.” One question though… What’s with the creepy rag doll hanging on the wall in the…
Yikes.
Sold in January for $367,000. Seattle Washington, ladies and gentlemen. It’s like a grisly freeway wreck. I want to look away, but I just can’t….
Observe the Effects
I’m sure that the recreation that takes place in this room is limited to the enjoyment of strictly legal substances. Interesting that the very next…
You Might Want To Call CPS
What? Is a seemingly incapacitated child splayed out across the living room floor a deal-breaker for you? How about a baby-eating lion? Not your cup…
Can Furniture Be Racist?
I didn’t know it was possible for furniture to be racist, but… well…
Pink Room is Pink
This reader-submitted home has some… interesting decor choices, but the upstairs bedroom shown above is definitely my favorite. This bathroom is pretty great too though:…