Free Rocks With Purchase
Free rocks included with purchase of home. Added bonus: Green stuff! What’s that? Oh, you want to see what the house itself looks like? Okay,…
odd choice
Under Construction. No, Really.
Hmm this photograph does not quite match the listing description: The front porch has a large stone arch giving the house a warm, inviting feel…
Where Every Day is Laundry Day
This listing is for a 680 square foot, single-bedroom condo in what looks like a relatively small building. I guess when you’ve only got 680…
And on your right, more photos of not the home for sale.
Above: The primary listing photo for this $550,000 Philadelphia townhouse. That’s a nice picture and all, but where’s the actual home for sale? Nope, not…
Lions and More Lions and… More Lions (Oh My)
The sellers of this $3.5 million South Florida pad are really proud of their lion fountains. I mean really proud. Just look at them. Gaze…
Vroom Vroom
So… do the fancy cars come with the home? I think probably not, despite the fact that the photo above is the primary photo on…
Behold My Golf… Brushes?
This home is a golf course condo, so of course they needed to feature a photograph of the owner’s… brushes and hat? …and some poorly-lit…
The Future is Hazy
Wow. This is the primary photo for this $360,000 “LOVELY NEW CONSTRUCTION TO BE BUILT.” The amusing part is that the second photo is at…
…and this is my kayaking room.
Well okay then. I guess everybody needs a hobby, so why not pretending to kayak in one’s house? Also I guess another hobby they have…
Mega Marilyn Monroe
It’s very important to know where the nearest giant Marilyn Monroe mural is when I’m considering buying a house. And what if I need to…