The cheapest waterfront “home” in Seattle comes with a few caveats…
As long as you don’t need a bathroom, or a kitchen, or parking, this tiny beach retreat in Seattle is perfect! From the description: Dream…
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Fire Sale, Part II
From the listing: Extreme Fire Damage From Fire 4/17/2013 Gotta love that they used what appears to be a photo of the home actually on…
Tri, Tri, Triangle Again
Here’s an interesting and unique property currently on the market in Kirkland, WA (Seattle area). No idea what the point of this design was, other…
BAM! PURPLE!
Not a lot to say about this one. It’s a fairly normal 2.4 million dollar listing, but as I was scrolling through the photos—BAM—that deep…
FREE US
Nothing sells a home quite like a living room packed to the gills with dolls. Bonus: Gotta love the classic Pacific Northwest outdoor photos: “The…
It’s cute as a button…
…and about as small as one, too. It’s so small – “How small is it?” – you can’t even see it from the street. No,…
Orange you glad you live upstairs?
It’s a nice, unassuming little 1950s cottage… With a great playground just across the street… A nicely refinished living/dining room… And even a master bedroom…
HDR: High-Definition Rathole
Nothing says “welcome home” quite like HDR mold, rot, and CAUTION tape. I love how they cranked up the HDR so high that the dead…
Eat your heart out, Jimmy Choo
So the price tag is a bit over $250K. OK, it’s Seattle. I can deal with that. I mean, that’s a pretty good size building…
At Least They Spared the Children
Given the lush natural surroundings, the owners of this home might almost be forgiven for trying to tone things down inside. But then again, this…
So Hi-Def It Hurts
Well, this is one way to grab a buyer’s attention. Yowza! And in case it didn’t quite do the trick, you can always show an…
What part of “Play nicely with the other houses” did you not understand?
Up close, this 2 year old home is slick, shiny, and oh-so chic… with modern lines and materials both inside… and outside. But there is…
Every Day the Same Sky
What really cracks me up about the primary listing photo for this home is that the agent took the time to photoshop in a blue…
I Think I Already “Saw” This Home
What the… Historical structure was once the power house to 1900s saw mill. Oh. So I guess they’re just leaving a giant busted saw blade…
Not What I Meant When I Said I Wanted a “Green Home”
That photo above is the primary listing photo, but I think we’re looking at the garage. Here’s the main home: Apparently the seller really likes…
Now that’s what I call marketing
The listing photos for this home are just inexplicable. That one is the primary listing photo. How about we check out the view? Surely you…