Bedroom Motivational Material
Oooo-kay then. Not exactly how I would decorate my bedroom, but to each his or her own, I suppose. Perhaps the home is actually occupied…
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Around the Corner
Seems like it would be a little difficult to relax in the living room when you’ve got a featureless figure lurking just around the corner….
Don’t TP the Teepee
List price: 7.2 million dollars. It’s bigger on the inside than it appears to be from the outside, though: Heh.
Who Needs Furniture (Or Walls)?
Who needs furniture when you’ve got a good book and light to read by? I’d say that this place is bigger than it looks, but……
Maybe you need glasses.
The reader who spotted this listing summarized the photos well: Very blurry with a side of extra glare. Rather than telling me anything about the…
Giving Whoopi the Finger
Sometimes it seems like the listing agent just isn’t really trying to sell the home. And sometimes it seems like they’re actively trying not to…
Stare at my Sumptuous Staging
Whoever staged and photographed this home was really proud of themselves. I mean, really, really proud. Of their suitcases. And their books. And the white…
So Wrong
What. What. What. Oh and don’t bother cleaning up or anything. It’s not like you’re asking strangers to spend nearly half a million dollars on…
Maximized for Electronics per Sq. Ft.
Spotted by a reader. Whoa. Some digging through public records and Google reveals that the current owner is apparently a professional Disco Installer. That is…
LUBRICATION
Um, yeah. So, there’s that. I guess it’s important not to forget. Aside from the… interesting choice of bathroom decor, it’s a little hard to…
PARKING Desk
Park your butt and get some work done. I have to say, I don’t really understand the point of photos like these that almost exclusively…
Be the King of Rural Washington
Who wants a castle? In remote, rural Washington State. I mean it is pretty cool. But $1.4 million? Oh, there’s is a pool table? SOLD….
It’s What’s For Dinner
Rubber chickens. On plates (on plates on plates). At the dinner table. Expert staging for the win.
We’ve Got Our Eyes On You
Nothing says “welcome to your new home” like three pairs of glowing animal eyes staring right at the camera in the primary listing photo.
Hope You Like the Old West
This is what’s known in the industry as “hyper-targeted staging.” One question though… What’s with the creepy rag doll hanging on the wall in the…
Yikes.
Sold in January for $367,000. Seattle Washington, ladies and gentlemen. It’s like a grisly freeway wreck. I want to look away, but I just can’t….